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. >> they rely on ben folds. >> the five would be nothing. actually it would be a program and set at 5:00 on fox news. >> when wh is "the five." >> i think it is sue purr flew us with nipples. >> it is all along his back too. it is weird. >> it is great at night. it just feels like you are playing a braille cross word. anyway, here is the thing. he is arguing against his own history. this is a guy who worked hard his whole life. he didn't take any what i would call entertainment welfare. imagine if you were successful, but you decided to go back on entertainment welfare. you wouldn't be famous. you would suck because you didn't do anything good because you relied on the government. instead, the truly worst of the world would be subsidized. you would see movies by roseanne bar. >> i think also not having the government subsidizing you, you are forced to do it yourself. >> that's what i'm saying. >> make something of it. >> i was a huge alec baldwin fan. he used to be in "one life to live." i believe he was a courtermain. very dapper, i believe
. >> they rely on ben folds. >> the five would be nothing. actually it would be a program and set at 5:00 on fox news. >> when wh is "the five." >> i think it is sue purr flew us with nipples. >> it is all along his back too. it is weird. >> it is great at night. it just feels like you are playing a braille cross word. anyway, here is the thing. he is arguing against his own history. this is a guy who worked hard his whole life. he didn't take any...
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joining us is the editor in chief, larry o'connor and editor at large ben shapiro. by law they have to share the same screen. one has to wear black and the other one has to wear a shirt without a tie. i don't know which one to go to first, but basically i am going to ask both of you what it was like to work with andrew who literally -- you know that stupid joke about something on meth? he is like crystal meth on crystal meth. he is a hard guy to pin down. >> he was a force of naff. you have really nailed it. by the way, he absolutely would have loved this show and he would have kicked your butts for the things you are saying. there was nothing like watching andrew when he woulds surf the giant wave of the news cycle like a champion surfer. he knew the media better than anyone else. his experience and the understanding of it, as you put it, greg, the circus, it was something to behold. it was like watching a master conductor with a symphony. >> he was an impressario, the way he could manipulate the media and throw a story out there. it is easy to -- the shear joy tha
joining us is the editor in chief, larry o'connor and editor at large ben shapiro. by law they have to share the same screen. one has to wear black and the other one has to wear a shirt without a tie. i don't know which one to go to first, but basically i am going to ask both of you what it was like to work with andrew who literally -- you know that stupid joke about something on meth? he is like crystal meth on crystal meth. he is a hard guy to pin down. >> he was a force of naff. you...
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for additional commentary we turn to ben afflec. while promoting his new film, it is actor utters, quote, i voted for obama last time, but he has to be all things to all people, and now he has a record that makes it different. i have more complicated feelings. i know that. that was noncommittal and uninformative. they said of the $1.5 million that nfl players, owners and staff donated to this election, the republicans received three times. and 11 of the team owners favor romney. let's take a look at bacon and eggs still in heated debate while we have our own discussion. jim, you base your life on ben affleck's teachings. >> i respect him greatly. any man who slept with jennifer lopez and jennifer garner, i want to hear everything he has to say. i have nothing to teachers and him. >> i wouldn't putsch too much stock into that. who cares what they say? >> any debate predictions ? >> it will just be between the two of them. >> well done. well done. j do you think the nfl is overwhelmingly republican or at least the owners ? they are ju
for additional commentary we turn to ben afflec. while promoting his new film, it is actor utters, quote, i voted for obama last time, but he has to be all things to all people, and now he has a record that makes it different. i have more complicated feelings. i know that. that was noncommittal and uninformative. they said of the $1.5 million that nfl players, owners and staff donated to this election, the republicans received three times. and 11 of the team owners favor romney. let's take a...
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greg, you said ben afflec was promoting his movie,ome piece ofrap? >> yes. >> iis aually argot a the iranian revolution reaches a boiling p. >> oh, yes. not aad mov. >>t ioks good. >> i actually commissioned a storon that topic i forgot abt that. >> you know who is in that? the gurom "oz" wasn't he matees, si or governo-- the mayor or the governor. jay he played schge ri charr, right? >> i liked the whole charact of priso >> he didn't play him, he was like the governor, the bald guy who was theovernor. he had a serbian name. >> i went to ho to goat. >>emember when we had the ghost busr guy on? >> yes. >> yousked if tre are any ts fans? >> yes. >> i know of three. >> a y a jets f? >> i am more of a giants fan. usc journalism not s sure free speech. yo said go bruins? >> yes. usc on the trojans and the bruins area, and they are probably pis se d you said th. i feel likeho ever put that in the script might want you to geturt. >> i w referring to the fac thateye their coffee. they are brewins. th like to jazz it up with brew's in.hn. >> the guy who had t
greg, you said ben afflec was promoting his movie,ome piece ofrap? >> yes. >> iis aually argot a the iranian revolution reaches a boiling p. >> oh, yes. not aad mov. >>t ioks good. >> i actually commissioned a storon that topic i forgot abt that. >> you know who is in that? the gurom "oz" wasn't he matees, si or governo-- the mayor or the governor. jay he played schge ri charr, right? >> i liked the whole charact of priso >> he didn't...
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who among us would want to be a ben-guy. >> you called your boyfriend the b ben gays. >> he was sore a lot of the time. if you want to keep a marriage fresh you put a little ben gay on. >> because you are both marathon runners and often cramping up. >> lots of cramping. >> next topic. >> why? >> i just remembered my dad is here. >> bill's dad is right over there. >> and my dad's partner, seth. they had no problem with that. >> a marvelous guy. >> they say he is like my other dad. >> you are doubly blessed with dads. some have none and you have two. >>> should the four get free beauty treatment. over 200 clinics are offering botox and laser hairy mofl and anti-cell you light treatments to low income women. they say looking good is a right and the less fortunate deserve to be rare vishing too. i will go to you, terry since you were answering your question. >> i just totally wasn't paying attention before. i saw brazil -- >> do you think beauty should be a right? >> no. >> just going to leave it at that? >> if it is a right i need some help. >> the brazilians are the most beautiful peop
who among us would want to be a ben-guy. >> you called your boyfriend the b ben gays. >> he was sore a lot of the time. if you want to keep a marriage fresh you put a little ben gay on. >> because you are both marathon runners and often cramping up. >> lots of cramping. >> next topic. >> why? >> i just remembered my dad is here. >> bill's dad is right over there. >> and my dad's partner, seth. they had no problem with that. >> a...
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and ben cohen of ben and jerry's who agreed to provide the inflatable ball to campuses worldwide. there were zero interest student loans and much talk about how their dollars are being allocated and cafeterias must pipe 234* dave matthews. are co-eds getting enough bookish bang for their buck? the amount of colleges time students spent studying has gone from 24 hours a week to 15. what are they doing with all of their free time? we have tape. that is useful. jesse, isn't protesting loans that you voluntarily took a we bit hipocritical. we use the word we strongly. >> you are we. >> i agree. i think everybody knows tuition is outrageous. at the same time, i think i would support this more if they were doing it at freshmen orientation. they already got their education. it is like going to red lobster and then as soon as the bill comes it is like pulling out a sharpie and a protest sign. >> there you go. i think we have another question for you. >> jesse, my daughter says you asked her to a slip knot concert. you realize she is 15. just because you're a manager at piercing pagoda, it
and ben cohen of ben and jerry's who agreed to provide the inflatable ball to campuses worldwide. there were zero interest student loans and much talk about how their dollars are being allocated and cafeterias must pipe 234* dave matthews. are co-eds getting enough bookish bang for their buck? the amount of colleges time students spent studying has gone from 24 hours a week to 15. what are they doing with all of their free time? we have tape. that is useful. jesse, isn't protesting loans that...
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at ben and jerry's we just found out came up with a taste the linsanity. in the original concoction of this vanilla and licci honey flavor they put in bits of fortune cookie. and then they realized the mistake and replaced it with waffle cone. so even ben and jerry's which is the most politically correct company on the planet makes these mistakes. are these just -- but aren't these racial mistakes, or are they just -- they picked fortune cookies because that's a chinese food or part of what you get with chai niece food. >> first of all, they are not chinese food. they were invented in america. and they are made right across the way here in brooklyn and in queens, right by the big cemetery there. you can smell them by the city view hotel there. next time you get a fortune cookie, they are not chinese. they are american. >> i want to know why you had to use the city view motel. >> that's a landmark. >> that's the only reason you wept there was to smell the aroma. >> i was there for -- well, let's move on. >> much like lin, this is a chinese thing that was ma
at ben and jerry's we just found out came up with a taste the linsanity. in the original concoction of this vanilla and licci honey flavor they put in bits of fortune cookie. and then they realized the mistake and replaced it with waffle cone. so even ben and jerry's which is the most politically correct company on the planet makes these mistakes. are these just -- but aren't these racial mistakes, or are they just -- they picked fortune cookies because that's a chinese food or part of what you...
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on fox and friends in three hours. >> were you talking about "red eye" or" gentle ben." >> he grew out of it. there was a "laverne and shirley" spinoff. >> what is your stir up to? >> she will be on "csi: new york" playing a reporter. follow my facebook page or like and i will tell you when you can watch it. >> thank you, back to you. >> thank you, jesse
on fox and friends in three hours. >> were you talking about "red eye" or" gentle ben." >> he grew out of it. there was a "laverne and shirley" spinoff. >> what is your stir up to? >> she will be on "csi: new york" playing a reporter. follow my facebook page or like and i will tell you when you can watch it. >> thank you, back to you. >> thank you, jesse
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but look for another round of stimulus by ben better fan key. ben better fan key -- bernanke. >> is "the ush" the name of the show. >> the ushe with lori rothman. >> as usual is im
but look for another round of stimulus by ben better fan key. ben better fan key -- bernanke. >> is "the ush" the name of the show. >> the ushe with lori rothman. >> as usual is im
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i think ben of a flekt is a -- affleck is a good example. >> but ben affleck is kind of an action hero in "armageddon." >> i remind the room that "the rock" duane johnson is an obama man. >> porn actors wearing condoms. greg, you said you never heard of the company vivid, and neither did i, so i did some digging. turns out it is a big player in the adult industry. >> it is like an invisible planet. i heard about it and don't know whare it is. >> they won more avn awards which is the industry's oscars than any other company. >> i thought those were awards for people who likes birds. >> that's the avien awards. itself an easy mistake. here is what happens process wide. the aids healthcare foundation started getting signatures for voters to pass an ordinance. they believed the voters would pass an ordinance so they said we will pass it before you even have to do that. >> thank you for enlightening me and educating me. i want everyone healthy and i don't want the spread of any disease or virus. i just think it is a very strange subject. >> that's how it happened. >> thanks. >> it does rais
i think ben of a flekt is a -- affleck is a good example. >> but ben affleck is kind of an action hero in "armageddon." >> i remind the room that "the rock" duane johnson is an obama man. >> porn actors wearing condoms. greg, you said you never heard of the company vivid, and neither did i, so i did some digging. turns out it is a big player in the adult industry. >> it is like an invisible planet. i heard about it and don't know whare it is. >>...
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but look for another round of stimulus by ben better fan key. ben better fan key -- bernanke. >> is "the ush" the name of the show. >> the ushe with lori rothman. >> as usual is imus in the morning network. it is all over the country every morning 6:00 to 10:00. >> excellent.
but look for another round of stimulus by ben better fan key. ben better fan key -- bernanke. >> is "the ush" the name of the show. >> the ushe with lori rothman. >> as usual is imus in the morning network. it is all over the country every morning 6:00 to 10:00. >> excellent.
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the last three years, ben better fan key and mark zuckerburg and the protestor. >> ben better fan key was not a copout. i thought it was courageous to name somebody that boring and sure they meant it. no one was going to buy that. >> i was going over the last three years. i thought the protestor was a copout. >> i think the bigger problem with the bin laden thing was variety's under 50. that wasn't cool. >> that is definitely not cool. >> you know kim jg-un is buying millions of copies. >>> here is another trivia. the year osama bin laden did not get it, who was the person of the year then? >> oh gosh. >> well, osama bin laden didn't get it every year. >> protestor. >> the year he died? >> it was 1, and it was rudy guiliani of the -- it was 2001 and it was rudy guiliani. >> i am done. thank you, andy. >> thank you, tom. >>> coming up, what will he have to say about the cooking channel show? nothing if i decide i don't want to conduct this interview. maybe behave between now and then. >>> should you be docked if you want to rock? the supreme court struck down a law that made it illegal
the last three years, ben better fan key and mark zuckerburg and the protestor. >> ben better fan key was not a copout. i thought it was courageous to name somebody that boring and sure they meant it. no one was going to buy that. >> i was going over the last three years. i thought the protestor was a copout. >> i think the bigger problem with the bin laden thing was variety's under 50. that wasn't cool. >> that is definitely not cool. >> you know kim jg-un is...
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trouble is, even the washington post hardly a conservative tool and fed chairman ben bernanke are warning of the consequences of what is accurately termed tax maged con. the bush tax cuts and the affect of the huge tax increase that is associate wide obama care temperature will arrive on december 31st, 2012. if congress doesn't act tax magedon will not adequately describe nothing short of an economic pock --
trouble is, even the washington post hardly a conservative tool and fed chairman ben bernanke are warning of the consequences of what is accurately termed tax maged con. the bush tax cuts and the affect of the huge tax increase that is associate wide obama care temperature will arrive on december 31st, 2012. if congress doesn't act tax magedon will not adequately describe nothing short of an economic pock --
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i'm greg gutfeld, or as i am known in the men's olympic locker room, ben gay. let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. andy, it was an obvious joke, but so what? what is coming up on tonight's show? >> why does president obama want you to pay more for your pizza? we report and you decide between sausage and pepperoni. and is mitt romney a straight up murderer? a fair and balanced debate. and finally does not being on facebook mean you are a psycho path? why don't we go down to my basement and talk about it? >> thanks, andy. >> all right then. >> go away. >> no you go away. >> you go away. >> somebody has to get rid of him. >> let's welcome our guest. she is so hot that hot chocolate drinks her on cold nights. columnist and author ann coulter. it is the untold story and it is available in paperback starting this week. and if caw meed duck genius -- if comedic genius was a vuvuzela. >> he is the co author of america you sexy [bleep] and in florida a fair ride. and if brains were almonds i would eat his nuts at a bar. next to me, john gibson, the host of "the
i'm greg gutfeld, or as i am known in the men's olympic locker room, ben gay. let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. andy, it was an obvious joke, but so what? what is coming up on tonight's show? >> why does president obama want you to pay more for your pizza? we report and you decide between sausage and pepperoni. and is mitt romney a straight up murderer? a fair and balanced debate. and finally does not being on facebook mean you are a psycho path? why don't we go down to my...
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barkley is a has ben -- has been guy with a big mouth. who cares what he thinks other than basketball? >> i care. >> while kevin is not a huge fan of the politics, he is a huge fan of the haircut. >> that's what makes him a good commentator, that he says what is on his mind. >> should a sports broadcaster be mixing politics with sports, especially if guys go to a game. is that okay? >> of course it is okay to go to a game, and i don't think he meant to mix politics with common tating. it rolled off his tongue. it wasn't a grand scheme to make a dig on him. i think that's what makes him a lively, entertaining commentator. >> i hope you feel the same way when somebody says splg about obama. >> you are painting me as an obama supporter. that's not what i am saying. >> are you telling me you hate obama and are you a racist? >> she is wearing black. >> it is because he never won a world series. is that the root of the rage? >> he never earned the gold peacock that are given to the winners. no, but you are right. #r -- he is a republican. i thi
barkley is a has ben -- has been guy with a big mouth. who cares what he thinks other than basketball? >> i care. >> while kevin is not a huge fan of the politics, he is a huge fan of the haircut. >> that's what makes him a good commentator, that he says what is on his mind. >> should a sports broadcaster be mixing politics with sports, especially if guys go to a game. is that okay? >> of course it is okay to go to a game, and i don't think he meant to mix politics...
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ben legalize them and stop monkeying around. >> you are a lawyer. >> yes. i am against drugs. why did you look at me? what did you do? >> keep having that water, you may be on drugs. >> i was wondering that in fact. >> they are all equal whether it is caffeine or cocaine. it is how you use it. >> what are you talking about? why do you make statements like that and it is untree and irresponsible. we have a certain test tube example here. >> don't say that about devito. he was not a test tube baby. >> we know prohibition didn't work. >> that's a larger issue. i have a different opinion than you do. actually dealing with these in the criminal system. >> having been a pros ut coulder. >> i think i am still a prosecutor on this show in case you haven't noticed. once a prosecutor, always a prosecutor. due want to play after? i'm the prosecutor. >> it is so out of context. >> terrible. >>> what is the important thing? what if they find out mushrooms do do something amazing like cure cancer. people will look at it as illegal. >> a glass of share done nay and it clears the mind, but pe
ben legalize them and stop monkeying around. >> you are a lawyer. >> yes. i am against drugs. why did you look at me? what did you do? >> keep having that water, you may be on drugs. >> i was wondering that in fact. >> they are all equal whether it is caffeine or cocaine. it is how you use it. >> what are you talking about? why do you make statements like that and it is untree and irresponsible. we have a certain test tube example here. >> don't say...
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there is no shock that the carrot eating yoga teacher is a bigger snot than the fat sew at ben and jerry's. >> i am not sure that's true. i worked at a health magazine and i always found the people into nutrition replaced well educated with well versed in labels. so instead of quoting otholo they would quote organic ingredients. it was their way of saying i am better than you are. it is not like they were better looking. they were actually jaundiced. they didn't eat meat and they were weak and frail. adam, cut me off. >> the government wastes a lot of money on studies we don't knee. need. i would be curious if there would be people who, quote, eat organ -- organic diets. what are the true outcomes here? the whole foods people are paying $5 for broccoli. >> the funny thing is, no poor person could afford that stuff. if you start like legislating out the other foods when you talk about taxing fattening foods what will they have left? expensive broccoli. here is a brain buster, does eating organic make people annoying or do annoying people like organic? the chicken or the egg? >> i don't beli
there is no shock that the carrot eating yoga teacher is a bigger snot than the fat sew at ben and jerry's. >> i am not sure that's true. i worked at a health magazine and i always found the people into nutrition replaced well educated with well versed in labels. so instead of quoting otholo they would quote organic ingredients. it was their way of saying i am better than you are. it is not like they were better looking. they were actually jaundiced. they didn't eat meat and they were...
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benefits from the fact that there is so much stuff coming out that larger issues #r* ignored whether it is ben gay you swree or health care. they are blinding us and throwing it in our face. it is fun. i mean, god, it is better talking about this than the election. >> it is like an episode of "melrose place." >> although is there a danger? right wingers will try to make a connection between benghazi. and there may not be. then they will ignore the benghazi thing altogether. what do you think of that? >> it doesn't look like there is a connection. there is something else here. you don't send the e-mails to a phony ambassador in tampa and have the fbi raid your house last night. she was in possession of what appeared to be classified documents. >> that's what i was trying to get at. why did he resign so quickly 1234* why was this investigation so huge? >> that's just it. >> it was between sentcom and middle eastern officials in lebenon and various other countries. >> i said this on "the five" the administration uses the affair to keep petraeus in line. i don't care if it is not true. >> it opens
benefits from the fact that there is so much stuff coming out that larger issues #r* ignored whether it is ben gay you swree or health care. they are blinding us and throwing it in our face. it is fun. i mean, god, it is better talking about this than the election. >> it is like an episode of "melrose place." >> although is there a danger? right wingers will try to make a connection between benghazi. and there may not be. then they will ignore the benghazi thing...
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. >>> ben affleck stops by -- jay leno's show. not "red eye." we didn't bother asking. >>> can drinking in the movies turn you into a drunk? i usually sip on a wine cooler through a twizzler. >>> does the silver screen create drunk teens? according to a new study stars who knock back whisky, beer and wine are prompting youngsters to hit the booze. researchers at dartmouth medical school, go hurricanes, say a liquored up film star is a bigger risk for teen drinking than having liquor loving parents or booze all over your home. the survey of 6500 brats aged 10-14 found those who watch the most movies with alcohol were twice as likely to start drinking as those who watch the least. he says, it is really not incorporated into the ratings at all. there is just as much boozing in pg-13 movies as there are in r-rated movies. all of which leads to a question. will the plot lines become the r-rated guidelines? does night kitty hate it when the lights are on? >> thanks for proving my poimt, night kitty. paul, are you a lonely drunk. we have proven that. a
. >>> ben affleck stops by -- jay leno's show. not "red eye." we didn't bother asking. >>> can drinking in the movies turn you into a drunk? i usually sip on a wine cooler through a twizzler. >>> does the silver screen create drunk teens? according to a new study stars who knock back whisky, beer and wine are prompting youngsters to hit the booze. researchers at dartmouth medical school, go hurricanes, say a liquored up film star is a bigger risk for teen...
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for them to go after the u.n ambassador who has nothing to do with ben gay you swree -- benghazi and was making a presentation based on information she had received, the smirk-sherm reputation is outrageous. >> phony outrage. mccain, graham and others do what they say is spreading the white house message and it was not terrorism. and mccain addressed obama's remarks saying he understood the president was not happy with him, but -- >> this president -- this administration has been guilty of caw loss sal incompetence or engaged in a cover up. >> meanwhile, earlier mccain was asked if there is a security threat that exceeded that of the libya attack. >> i say with great respect that is one of the dumbest questions i have ever heard. >> thank god he said it with great respect. >> you were saying in the green room mccain should move on and stop asking questions about libya. as far as they are concerned the administration has been honest up and front. i have to say that surprised me. >> i will stick to it right here. the truth of the matter is it was real schoolyard stuff. on the face of i
for them to go after the u.n ambassador who has nothing to do with ben gay you swree -- benghazi and was making a presentation based on information she had received, the smirk-sherm reputation is outrageous. >> phony outrage. mccain, graham and others do what they say is spreading the white house message and it was not terrorism. and mccain addressed obama's remarks saying he understood the president was not happy with him, but -- >> this president -- this administration has been...
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the economy, ben go swrea? -- benghazi? no need, my friend. the economy has been saved. they removed the word lunatic from the law. the act of 2012 aimes to eliminate, quote, references that contribute to the stigmata swraition of mental health conditions in account as of congress. like a 1947 law that read the words insane and it should include every lunatic and sane person. sorry, bill, the word in it is being left in. the measure has the backing of the psychiatric association. he is not buying it as he explains to neil kavudo. >> not only should we eliminate the word lun atic when the world is on the brink of bankruptcy we should apply it to anybody who wants to do business as usual in washington. >> in the business we call that a sick burn. now more to sneak attack cat in the house chambers. >> i wasn't surprised by sneak attack cat. when your name is sneak attack cat you give it away you stupid cat. bova, do you feel better knowing it was purged from law? >> yes. i feel we are on the way to recovery. if you ban the word "lunatic" why not ban lunatics from congress,
the economy, ben go swrea? -- benghazi? no need, my friend. the economy has been saved. they removed the word lunatic from the law. the act of 2012 aimes to eliminate, quote, references that contribute to the stigmata swraition of mental health conditions in account as of congress. like a 1947 law that read the words insane and it should include every lunatic and sane person. sorry, bill, the word in it is being left in. the measure has the backing of the psychiatric association. he is not...
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that was referring to ben affleck and matt damon. >> there is a documentary film maker who had an article in the post about this movie. he points out there is a town in pennsylvania where they claim their water was contaminated because of fracking. in the movie the town is in pennsylvania. the pennsylvania department of environmental protection never found any level of such contamination. and after a bunch of cases collapsed while they were making the movie, they changed the script so kryzinsky's character is exposed as a fraud, but then they find out he is working for the oil company deep undercover to smear opponents of fracking. >> whatever they want it to be. >> andy, a spoiler alert would be nice. >> a, i don't know if it is true. b, my guess is anybody watching the show ain't going to see this stupid movie. >> are you doing a lot of guessing for an only buds man. am bunds man. >> i hope the producers are listening. >> this is not live? >> no. >> it is not 3:00 in the morning right now? >> lastly on the whole lunch strike thing, i don't care. >> i kind of assumed you didn't care. you
that was referring to ben affleck and matt damon. >> there is a documentary film maker who had an article in the post about this movie. he points out there is a town in pennsylvania where they claim their water was contaminated because of fracking. in the movie the town is in pennsylvania. the pennsylvania department of environmental protection never found any level of such contamination. and after a bunch of cases collapsed while they were making the movie, they changed the script so...
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he will still talk about ben dwaw swree. you combine the benghazi issue and then you can understand that the white house knew about this investigation of petraeus ahead of the election and it is perfectly reasonable to believe that all of the others stood around and said the fbi says it is not really a national security risk involved in this. let's deal with this after the election. >> he is on the other side last i checked. >> but the thing is, i know that is a reason it is okay and the other side is wrong. hold on a second. maybe cancer didn't have all of the facts, but they had all of the facts. does that make sense? >> you never know how these things get briefed out in terms of what the obligations are in terms of keeping your yap shut when you are told about something. dianne feinstein is coming out and she says she didn't know about it at all, and she is the head of the intelligence committee. she should have been briefed. again, i don't mind if they decide to do what is always done in washington with these political g
he will still talk about ben dwaw swree. you combine the benghazi issue and then you can understand that the white house knew about this investigation of petraeus ahead of the election and it is perfectly reasonable to believe that all of the others stood around and said the fbi says it is not really a national security risk involved in this. let's deal with this after the election. >> he is on the other side last i checked. >> but the thing is, i know that is a reason it is okay...
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. >> he looks like a seven-year-old british boy with the bangs -- >> no, he is an american ben thee hill. >> there is nothing forced about that. it comes to me quite easily. before this even happened. >> get it out. >>> from an ex-wife to an excandidate. well, he peaked five months too early and now perry is so very gone. when rick entered the race last summer he was the instant front-runner, but after debate and performances and poor showings and iowa and new hampshire, he decided enough is enough. >> after today i am suspending my campaign and endorsing newt gingrich for president of the united states. >> so what now for perry? >> i wonder if he knows when it is time to make a strategic repeat so he will leave the trail and wind down his 2012 campaign. >> i know when it is time to make a strategic retreat. so i will leave the trail and return home to texas and wind down my 2012 campaign. >> i am good at this stuff. at any rate, perry said he was done fighting for the cause of conservatism and this was the end. >> i am not done fighting. -- fighting for the cause of conservatism. as a m
. >> he looks like a seven-year-old british boy with the bangs -- >> no, he is an american ben thee hill. >> there is nothing forced about that. it comes to me quite easily. before this even happened. >> get it out. >>> from an ex-wife to an excandidate. well, he peaked five months too early and now perry is so very gone. when rick entered the race last summer he was the instant front-runner, but after debate and performances and poor showings and iowa and new...
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and newt gingrich is like the angry ben rapist burger. why would they want this guy? >> on that note, cash dash. >> sometimes relationships end, people. >> now i get it. now i get it. you can see a little newt in you. >> let's not go there. >> he was talking about your love of deep space. >> place -- please move on. >>> from polls to bowls, does snoop support ending the fed or drugs that mess with your head? the rapper seemed to endorse ron paul after posting a pic of the candidate on his facebook page along with the headline "smoke weed every day." despite the use of quotation marks "red eye" was on able to pin this on him. the quasi endorsement is probably because of the paul's pro pot stance. paul's stone supporters were thrilled with one commenting on the facebook pick, what one paul sneaks snoop dogg smokes. let's do to baby snow monkey with the snow munchies. >> does it taste good? >> wait five years and that thing will rip your head off. i am talking about the woman, not the adorable money cee. the adorable monkey will be fine for the rest of its life. >> is th
and newt gingrich is like the angry ben rapist burger. why would they want this guy? >> on that note, cash dash. >> sometimes relationships end, people. >> now i get it. now i get it. you can see a little newt in you. >> let's not go there. >> he was talking about your love of deep space. >> place -- please move on. >>> from polls to bowls, does snoop support ending the fed or drugs that mess with your head? the rapper seemed to endorse ron paul...
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nice job ben. [ male announcer ] next up -- the gutters. citibank popmoney. easier banking. standard at citibank. peek niece who can no longer see his knees? trick question, dogs don't have knees. the dog population has gotten portly. that has lead them to open the nation's first animal obesity clinic. according to statistics, my favorite kind, 55% of adult cats and 53% of adult dogs are four-legged fatties. they will employ the licensed nutritionists who will develop the new diets for pets and those who fail to lose weight. in the end, it is our fault. explains the head of the association of obesity prevention. it exists. quote, most owners are unaware that their pet is overweight. so start being aware, you overeating enablers. let's check the progress of one of the clinic's first patients. >> that was amazing. >> was that shamu? can chails -- can whales have fur? >> and the owner does not know the cat is overweight. >> he had to be taken out with a crane. that's cool when you think about it. i would like to be moved by crane. >> it is a bitchin way to upon your demise be l
nice job ben. [ male announcer ] next up -- the gutters. citibank popmoney. easier banking. standard at citibank. peek niece who can no longer see his knees? trick question, dogs don't have knees. the dog population has gotten portly. that has lead them to open the nation's first animal obesity clinic. according to statistics, my favorite kind, 55% of adult cats and 53% of adult dogs are four-legged fatties. they will employ the licensed nutritionists who will develop the new diets for pets and...
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you have soon the promotions, the commercials where the people are benning town and they're putting the pool water in their mouths. nobody is drink ought of the driver's car. >> you don't know that. >> it's one with an overactive bladder myself, and suffer, i applaud this man for bringing a face to our struggles. >> to pool peeing. >> yes, to pool peeing. i'm doing a thing called creating awareness, and if you can get an olympian to do the same and stay away from females, guide them do not hit on them, mr. lochte, we'll be a better nation. >> on that psa i'm going to move on. from olympic rings to arab spring. cinnamon is open for business in libya. the fir american franchise in tripoli and it's been a resounding success. $47,000 in sales in the first seven days, and in that -- know that the 7500 square foot store is the first of ten planned locations set to open in the former dictatorship of the next four years. said the leader of the business libya association to something called cnn, i get asked the most, when are american franchises coming to libya? and fighting rages on in the dog
you have soon the promotions, the commercials where the people are benning town and they're putting the pool water in their mouths. nobody is drink ought of the driver's car. >> you don't know that. >> it's one with an overactive bladder myself, and suffer, i applaud this man for bringing a face to our struggles. >> to pool peeing. >> yes, to pool peeing. i'm doing a thing called creating awareness, and if you can get an olympian to do the same and stay away from...
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>> not only communication, but shouldn't you know that perhaps on september 11th in ben benghazi, the united states ambassador could use some protection. maybe without someone telling you. >> they had 13 incidents before that. >> that's it? >> you don't mean condoms, do you? >> this is an obvious case where the obama administration dropped the ball. it is the only place in the foreign policy the last four years you can attack and drill down in a debate. it was perfect for ryan to do. the republican party was smart to do it. >> i don't think ryan drilled down enough on it. it was the first question and then ryan mentioned all of that stuff. and then suddenly he pivoted to iraq and afghanistan. he should have stayed on libya and hammered them. >> i don't think voters care enough about it. it would have looked like a wonk and a hack and somebody who brushed up on the book rather than an expansive knowledge. that's what he was going for. i don't think it worked though. people thought he got his ass kicked. >> do you? >> all of you -- your cigar smoking conservative friends and playing wit
>> not only communication, but shouldn't you know that perhaps on september 11th in ben benghazi, the united states ambassador could use some protection. maybe without someone telling you. >> they had 13 incidents before that. >> that's it? >> you don't mean condoms, do you? >> this is an obvious case where the obama administration dropped the ball. it is the only place in the foreign policy the last four years you can attack and drill down in a debate. it was...
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on monday night, a night of the week, deniro was speaking at a fundraiser with obama and ben stiller and he said this junk. oh have i to read it. santorum and romney, and now do you really think our country is ready for a white first lady? after someone in the awed yins shouted no. he ad-libed too soon, right? the republican candidate newt gingrich took the high road and ignored these remarks. of course i am kidding. >> what deniro said was inexcusable and the president should uh poll gaze for him. it was at an obama fundraiser and it divides the country. >> meanwhile, in other deniro news, the actor teamed up with martin scorsese and it is a new film so put on your 3-d glasses if you have them. >> that was part one in a 17-part series. dog too scared to jump into a pool to get lemon. that's why they will never invent anything. stupid dogs. >> we are getting letters. send them to greg. >> too many keys on the keyboard. and they said these letters and it is creepy. bob deniro -- i call him bob because we go way back. they were not clever or funny, but i'm not sure they were racist. wh
on monday night, a night of the week, deniro was speaking at a fundraiser with obama and ben stiller and he said this junk. oh have i to read it. santorum and romney, and now do you really think our country is ready for a white first lady? after someone in the awed yins shouted no. he ad-libed too soon, right? the republican candidate newt gingrich took the high road and ignored these remarks. of course i am kidding. >> what deniro said was inexcusable and the president should uh poll...
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>> what if i was delicious of the ben franklin wanted turkey to be the national bird. that is delich. i want to have eat the eagle and let us know if it is a culinary delight. and shame on you for not telling us that he is an arapoho. being native american is awesome. i want to show the pride for the red man with the sunburn. you can kill eagles and take paoti and have casinos and sell super cheap smokes. i am going to convert of the call me dances with bears. i from now on am a arapaho. >> you have always been called dances with bears. >> you know how populous they would be if they were delicious and we were eating them more and then you have the mceagle. what better symbol of america could there be than an eagle with fries. >> you know the bald eagle has no idea it is bald. >> it is not bald. it has white feathers. >> but it also has no idea it is a national bird, right? >> what good is it being a bald eagle. have you seen them fly? >> they are confident. >> they lirks you want to -- they are like, you want to take a shot at me? >> eagles can't speak the queen's engl
>> what if i was delicious of the ben franklin wanted turkey to be the national bird. that is delich. i want to have eat the eagle and let us know if it is a culinary delight. and shame on you for not telling us that he is an arapoho. being native american is awesome. i want to show the pride for the red man with the sunburn. you can kill eagles and take paoti and have casinos and sell super cheap smokes. i am going to convert of the call me dances with bears. i from now on am a arapaho....